Yusuke Murata draws characters.
Well, MOLLY, unlike SOME PEOPLE, my magikarps AREN’T PERFECT and I still love them the way they are
ASL stands for Alien Secret Language, and omegle is full of aliens trying to contact one another. Poor things are lost and confused and keep getting told “m/19/texas. u?”
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
Sad Machine (Anamanaguchi Remix) - Porter Robinson
"She depends on you, she depends on you
She’ll go alone, and never speak of this again
We depend on you, we depend (I depend) on you”
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
I’m really happiest playing this game at its intended pace. That’s the most rewarding way to play for me and time travel is so confusing and it makes me very anxious
On the upside: my grass looks GREAT!
On the downside: my dirt paths I worked so hard on are loooong gone
Okay all my neighbors are still here and the date is now entirely correct and my beautiful town ordinance has kept the town clean
This timeline’s Isabelle hasn’t seen me for a year and I have terrible bedhead but that could have been a LOT worse