This is my blog’s resident Mark Twain. What a fine moustache! He sure seems like a dapper gentleman if I do say so myself. A credit to American society and literary history if there ever was one. Why, I am simply trembling in awe of his pulchritudinous visage. He makes me feel so at ease! I could get lost in his deep, black eyes for like five minutes.
Feel free to tell Mark Twain anything that’s on your mind!
