Let's all be lovely lads

Eating dinner, stuffing myself with trashy buffet food

It was AWESOME, by the way

And at the end of my meal, I took a slow look around me

It was like the ending of a family film from the 90s. So many happy people. Families and friends and people by themselves, all enjoying a hot meal together

The POWER OF FOOD, man

And it’s so cheap and greasy and delicious and almost anyone can afford it and it’s just the most beautiful thing

Everyone was happy and warm and there was so much food

I was seriously on the verge of tears

And then I got a fortune about an elephant wearing tap dance shoes.