studio audience erupts with laughter

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redicequeen: “I still get letters and emails from people who...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:44:07 -0400

“I still get letters and emails from people who are my age or a little bit younger saying they’re writing because they used to be a fan, or they’re 12 years old and just discovered The X-Files. Often women and girls talk about the strength they’ve gotten from Scully and how the stuff she went through and the strength she showed has helped them go through difficulties in their own life. It’s amazing.”

- Gillian Anderson, 4/14/13 Express Interview

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:37:03 -0400

shonen manga protagonist charges up his art energy so he can...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:32:24 -0400

shonen manga protagonist charges up his art energy so he can draw himself some legs

doodling karkat is v relaxing

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:12:17 -0400

doodling karkat is v relaxing

siblings

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:53:00 -0400

siblings

Aaaaagh I CAN’T DRAW tonight

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:39:25 -0400

Aaaaagh I CAN’T DRAW tonight

I never knew how many people on tumblr were into chibi anthro dogs until Isabelle happened

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:04:00 -0400

I never knew how many people on tumblr were into chibi anthro dogs until Isabelle happened

nintendocompositions: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword | Lord...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:23:54 -0400

nintendocompositions:

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword | Lord Ghirahim’s Theme

My sister is listening to Some Nights in another room and I heard the high note and thought it was...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:22:18 -0400

My sister is listening to Some Nights in another room and I heard the high note and thought it was two cats making angry feline love

staff: New Feature! If you say a bad word, we’ll shut down your entire blog and replace it with an...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:46:52 -0400

staff:

New Feature! If you say a bad word, we’ll shut down your entire blog and replace it with an almost completely blank webpage with a message that reads “your mom says you can’t hang out with me anymore” written in teeeeeny tiny letters. Gotta keep things kid-friendly! LOL we hope your day is flippin’ epic.

The Funniest Trigger Jokes Ever Made on the Internet

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:07:34 -0400

In celebration of everyone’s favorite form of comedy, I’ve compiled a list of the very best trigger jokes made on tumblr, reddit, and 4chan!

Trigger jokes ain’t funny ya unoriginal dingdong

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:57:06 -0400

Babs got into an entire bag of catnip

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:30:34 -0400

Babs got into an entire bag of catnip

thesufjanstevensmodel5000: me & the biebs 4 ever

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:15:45 -0400

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

me & the biebs 4 ever

the year is 2050, nintendo comes out with an animal crossing simulator that actually puts you in the game. everyone joins. world peace, hunger solved.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:07:00 -0400

Oh, it starts that way. But the real world, virtually uninhabited by humans, is taken back by animals. Without people to feed them, they learn to read the instructions on our pre-packaged food in order to eat. From there, they learn everything; how to use a computer, how to pilot a plane, how to start a fire, how to make pizza. While we slumber, addicted to the robust gameplay and charming aesthetics of Animal Crossing, the animals rise up and reclaim the planet

The year is now 3050. Nintendo wasn’t exaggerating at E3 2049, when they said the game would last ALMOST forever. One after one, we reach 100%. Every neighbor met, every item obtained, every debt paid. We emerge from our Virtual Boys to find a new world not unlike the one we spent the last 1000 years in. Animals sharing fruit and speaking in a new language developed to be spoken by all races. Animal Crossing has become real. The world has truly changed forever. It has turned over… a new leaf.

*K.K. Slider cover of the Star Wars theme plays*

Yo drop a beat It’s not cool to take the experiences of victimized dudes and use them as...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:46:00 -0400

Yo drop a beat

It’s not cool to take the experiences of victimized dudes and use them as examples of how hard boys have it too. A lot of the time I’ll see a post about something awful happening to a (cis)dude and the FIRST THING people will say is something along the lines of, “IF THIS WERE A GIRL EVERYONE WOULD BE MAD” instead of just pointing out how fricked up the thing that happened was

Like, that’s not sympathizing with the victim, that’s using their experience to validate your insecurity and make a point about how crappy it is to be a guy, y’hear me

*record scratching noises*

I can’t wait to be a grouchy old man playing my old-fashioned Pokemon games on a bench while...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:30:13 -0400

I can’t wait to be a grouchy old man playing my old-fashioned Pokemon games on a bench while feeding cyberducks

Petition to have Chevy Chase replaced by an old golden retriever in Community season 5

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:53:50 -0400

Petition to have Chevy Chase replaced by an old golden retriever in Community season 5