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butterfly season

people ask me all the time, why does Devilman Crybaby’s chin look that way? here’s why. it’s so that his tears will flow from his cheeks into the cleft on his chin into one discreet tear, which displays less weakness to his enemies, and gets fewer tear stains on his shirt. it’s practical character design 101. yes I’ve seen Devilman Crybaby. I’ve seen it so many times I didn’t even need visual reference to draw these

smiley-the-guy:

Ready Player One - (2018)

I’m taking commissions for icons! They’re $25 a pop. Send me a message if you’re interested!

here’s my DnD boy!

happy 2018! I’m still alive! here’s me

you don’t have to pay taxes if you just take a nap

me, trying to buy some potato chisps: oh, money for these chisps? you want money? oh yeah I got money. *opens wallet* count em baby *a picture of my grandparents falls out* wait don’t touch them

for sale, baby’s shoes, never worn. I realized after buying them that my baby can’t walk lmao. money’s tight y'know how it is

I’d post more but I’ve become so boring lately. I make spreadsheets now. I wake up at 6 AM now and don’t even complain. I eat bran cereal on purpose even tho I got other options. I’m calling my grandpa tomorrow to ask for advice on starting a 401k and tbh I’m not even really sure what it is

curtdogg:

Farore, Din, and Nayru (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, 1998)

‪these days it can be hard to tell who is and isn’t valid. lemme break it down. Rabbids are now valid due to their proximity to Luigi, the most valid boy of all. Minions are not valid. however, middle aged aunts on facebook who love minions ARE valid‬. the least valid in all scenarios is, as we all know, Dane Cook

Hey friends! I launched a podcast this weekend with my siblings Mercy, JM, Jakey, Sera, and Rosie! It’s called KID FIGHT and it’s a debate podcast. It’s available now on iTunes and Google Play!

(yes, I’ve heard the “my brother my brother my sister my sister my sister my sister, and me” jokes already)

We worked super hard on making this happen so it’d mean a lot to us if you’d check it out and, if you like it, subscribe or leave a review!

Now, here’s some links!